dankmemeuniversity:

Santa Clarita Diet is…so good.

someonekillpewdiepie:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

lord-kitschener:

What dumb shit did JK r*wling do on Twitter this time

She said the Jeremy Corbyn is an anti semite for calling out bankers, but he didn’t say anything about jewish people…. she thinks all bankers are Jews….. which makes her the anti semite.

cough cough Harry Potter goblins in gringotts

lilbittydragon:

thegirlwiththepurpleguitar:

kedreeva:

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

i love this

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

trilllizard666:

pancakeke:

corn-chan:

sarazanmai:

yurionice:

Bro the NGE fandom is already like this

it’s genuinely been like this since the 90s

taylorchyenne:

Originally posted by lolbot-official

scope-dogg:

tilthat:

TIL Until 2007, Russian astronauts were issued a sawed off shotgun and machete to fight off Siberian bears and other wildlife upon landing back on Earth. They are now issued a semi-automatic pistol.

via reddit.com

My face when I’m just out there foraging for berries when a capsule crashes to the ground from the heavens and a cosmonaut comes out and points a gun at me